Players: 1-4
PC
MINOR SPOILERS IN THE SCREENSHOTS
Co-op beta has begun, and you know we’re playing it. I thought long and hard (not really) about how to get as drunk as Shane playing Stardew Valley together or solo. The stories in this game are so well written and engaging, it seems shameful to potentially forget them in an inebriated state… but that’s what we’re here to do. At least some of our neighbors would probably approve (I’m looking at you, Pam and Shane.)
The Rules
Drink 1:
At the start of each sunny day
When you sell items to a shop (1 per item stack)
When you harvest, collect, fish or forage a purple star quality item
When you mine any of the following: Iridium (1 per drop), Diamond, any Geode
When you acquire a new friendship heart with someone
When you find something other than trash in a trash can
When you buy a ticket to go to The Desert
When you give someone a gift on their birthday
When you donate an item to the museum
When a neighbor sends you an item or recipe in the mail
When you complete a daily quest
Multiple Drinks:
2 drinks – At the start of each rainy day
3 drinks – When you enter a cutscene
3 drinks – When you complete a long-term quest
1 drink per $1000 that you make from shipping items at the end of the day up to $9,000
1 shot per $10,000 that you make from shipping items at the end of the day
3 drinks – When you drink an alcoholic beverage in game (drinks in cutscenes included)
3 drinks – When a train passes through Stardew Valley
3 drinks – When you give someone a gift they hate
5 drinks or a shot – When you attend a seasonal/holiday event
Take a Shot:
When you give a bouquet
When you give a mermaid pendant
When “an explosion is heard during the night”
When you pass out from exhaustion (whether from low energy or from being awake too late)
When you access a new area of the game for the first time
When someone catches you looking in a trash can
Additional Rules for Co-op:
Drink 1:
When you walk through each other
When you both/all work on the same tile (mining, farming, fishing, etc)
When you gain a new heart with a player character
Drink 3:
When you get pulled into someone else’s cutscene from afar
When you sleep in the same bed
Take a Shot:
When you give a bouquet to a player character, or when you receive one
Take 2 Shots:
When you marry another player character. Cheers, losers.
WARNING: It’s super effective! I needed a break tonight and i am now absolutely not sober.
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