Players: 1-2

NES, SNES, Nintendo Classic Mini, emulator


You know how this starts…  ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A Start. That’s two shots straight “up,” then “down” ’em both. Look left, look right, look left, look right. Binge And Start.

Seriously, though, if you’re as bad at this game as 7-year old me, that code is life.

This game is pretty simple and will work with the original Contra as well as Super Contra.

NES Update Meme

1 Player

Simple Rules

Take a drink every time you lose a medal, take a shot every time you make it to the next level. Reverse these if you’re really good at the game.

“Realistic Reload” Mode

If you’re looking for a way to bring modern day mechanics to a world of infinite bullets, take a drink between every burst of 6 bullets. Not only will this get you drinking more quickly, it may just change the way you play the game.

2 Players

Simple Rules

Same as above, but at the end of each stage, take a drink for each of the medals your comrade has left.

“Realistic Reload” Mode

Same as above, but shout “reloading” like a douche bag before every designated drink.

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